ANIME & MANGA - Article
11:00 - 18th May 2013, by NEO Staff

THE NEO FANSERVICE HALL OF SHAME Freezing

And now we turn to Manga's latest fanservice mash-up, Freezing. Too right, they're 'freezing'. If you pranced around, exposing the same, indecent levels of skin as the girls of this series, you'd be cold too. Someone get these buxom lady-types some thermals, pronto! Without so much as a scarf, they brave those nippy, winter nights in skimpy outfits which do absolutely nothing to keep their undergarments tucked out of sight - have their mothers taught them nothing!? They'll catch a chill! And don't get us started on the extremities of their cleavage. Seriously, you could park a bike in the gaping (and sometimes hypnotic) depths between these girls' all-swinging, all-bouncing mammaries - along with a sidecar, caravan and a family of acrobatic hobbits!

Freezing isn't all about the cleavage. Not always. By definition, most times it's not even cleave on screen; it's just full on, eyeball-popping boobies, being set free with every other swipe of an opponent's sword. You see, Freezing's characters also shop at Exploding-Clothes R Us, along with the girls of Master of Martial Hearts and Sekirei. Similarly, we have a sneaky suspicion that the directors studied at the same place for their PhD in perv; they manage to capture as many upskirt camera angles as is humanly possible into every scene, and throwing in gratuitous nudey transformation scenes as the icing on the cake. No Japan, we don't know why some people think anime is all about cartoon-based naughtiness!

Large amounts of nakedness isn't the only 'servicing' on offer. Freezing also embraces the tried and tested 'helpless loser-boy surrounded by powerful, impossibly sexy females' harem formula, and takes it one (extremely dodgy) step further by introducing... siblings! Kazuya, this story's male lead, just so happens to have a mighty warrior as an older sister - and her lady lumps are even mightier! Kazuya has an unhealthy habit of hugging her an awful lot, 'accidently' motorboating her boobs on nearly every occasion. Still, that is one way of keeping warm...

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